Happy Steak and Blowjob Day Cocksuckers!

On your knees, boy!

On your knees, boy!

In the unlikely event that you doubt my word, yes, there really *is* such a holiday. As a side note, I don’t recommend doubting my word. But back to our holiday celebration…Steak and Blowjob day came about in response to Valentine’s Day.  The notion has quite the following, or at least on the Internet, where most things are possible.

Note that I said possible.

Because while I rather like the notion of an infinite number of universes, in none of them do I see me sucking cock.  Or fixing you a steak.  So it is time to don your apron, and hustle on to the kitchen.  I like my meat medium rare.

Yours will be as rare as they come….flesh and blood.  After all, I shouldn’t have to eat without entertainment.   It will be rather like a kinky dinner theater.  I’ll have my filet mignon and wine, and you’ll have a nice, thick cock to suck.

Tonight You Are Only Allowed the Head

Don’t think that I can’t see you salivating over the idea.  When it comes to sissy bitches like you, I’m like the Oracle of Delphi.  I have all the answers, and there is no reason for you to “know thyself”.  I already know you.  Every last greedy inch of you.  And I know that if allowed, you’d forsake the rule of  “nothing in excesss” and you’d be attacking that cock with your whore mouth, desperate to suck it’s life force into your waiting receptacle.

But that isn’t going to happen.  No, siree.

You are going to confine yourself to pleasuring the head of my friend’s cock.  That and nothing else.   And you aren’t allowed to use any hands either.  A good cocksucker doesn’t need to have hands, and you, sissy slut, will be a good cocksucker.  When I am done with you, that is.

Are you ready to play?
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Go on.  Suck it.  You know you want to!

Go on. Suck it. You know you want to!

I know you are out there. You may lick your lips in anticipation, or you may need me to grab you by the scruff of your neck and force you. But  you, pet, are a glory hole cock sucker, and you need to have anonymous tube steak stuffed down your throat.

Either way, I like it, and I like it even more when I can be on the phone with you, and listen to the sounds as you slurp happily away at your local bathhouse or adult bookstore, knowing that you are pleasing me.

Alas, For Some of You, That is Only a Dream

Some of you absolutely love the idea of being a glory hole bitch for me, but your reality keeps you from doing it.  If that describes you, fear not.  There are still things that you can do to honor me and show your willingness to do exactly what I want.  One of those things will be your assignment for today.  That’s right, you are going to simulate a glory hole.  Just because you can’t have the authentic experience does not mean that I am going to let you off  scott-free.  That wouldn’t be sporting, and I do so love a level playing field.  Except for the part that I am standing on, of course.

Can We Build It?  Yes We Can!

Since your life circumstances dictate that you cannot serve me by seeking out an actual glory hole, you are to construct one.  Points will be given for creativity, but a cardboard box will suffice if that is the best you can do.  What is important is that you have a phallic-like object sticking through the hole, and that you open up like a trooper to take as much of it as you can in your mouth.

I love pictures, so more points will be awarded if you send photographic evidence of your devotion to carrying out tasks.  It is permissible to just show from your nose down in the images.  That will be enough to illustrate that you are carrying out your assignment, and pleasing me.

That is the thing that truly matters, puppets.

 

 

Are you ready to play?
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