Having Fun with Small Penis Humiliation

I really, really enjoy getting to fuck with guys who have little dicks.  Note that I did not say I enjoy fucking them.  That simply is not going to happen!  Much to my delight, I get several of these calls per day, and they help keep a smile on my face and a song in my heart.

Do You Have a Small Penis?

As with most things in life, for some men, it is a matter of perspective.  If you’ve got a 7 inch cock, when you are in the locker room at the gym, it’s not as if you have to hang your head in shame.  You are actually at the upper end of the average range.  That is, until that 9 inch guy walks in.  Somehow, that can make 2 inches seem like a very long distance.

Some of You Don’t Have to Ask if You Have a Small Penis – You Know You Do!

I’ve been sent countless pictures from the nub guys.  I only wish that I could post them, as I would start a poll so we could vote on Mr. SPH of 2011.  Alas, I cannot.  But I can describe one of them for you.

One man…and I use the word loosely…took pictures of his wee-wee next to a tube of his wife’s Clinque lipstick.  I’m sure she’d be thrilled to know that.  This was not a deluxe size tube of lipstick, or anything of that nature.  Just the normal size, with the lipstick extended, made his wang look like a wrinkled dwarf in comparison.

Another humiliation whore is unable to properly measure.  He started off telling me he was 4 inches erect.  It was necessary for me to put a pin in the balloon of his ego, and make him re-measure.  After we’d done it with a ruler, I made him measure his length in Vienna Sausages.  He is exactly 1.5 Vienna Sausages long.  I have an entire support group scenario for him, but that is a post for another time.

If you are reading this, and you know that you are inadequate, the challenge is hereby laid down.  Go buy a can of Vienna Sausages in the Original variety…and no, you are not allowed to use the jelled coating as lube…and leave me a comment telling me how many sausages long that you are.


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