NFL Masturbation Games

It is that time of year again, playthings.  For the first time in months, the air has a bit of a crisp bite today, and errant leaves whirlwind at the base of tree trunks.   Early autumn really is a glorious time of year.  Note that I said early.  Alas, as it creeps onward, that means winter is imminent, and I am not at all a fan.  Unless, of course, I am amusing myself with you in some manner that involves snowballs and icicles.  That type of thing always helps take some of the blahs out of winter.

One of the best things about autumn is the glorious return of football.  Since I am such an avid Cowboys fan, I have decided to start a season-long stroking game.  I do so love controlling cocks, so this combines two of my favorite things.

One of you sent me an Amazon card for a lovely new microphone that I’ve had my eye on.  I’ll soon be putting up a store, and adding audios and other fun things.  When it is in place, you’ll be able to just download the game from this site.  Until then, you can get your copy of the Week 1 edging assignment through NiteFlirt.

I look forward to tormenting you though each week.  Like Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, you too will have deflated balls.

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Happy Steak and Blowjob Day Cocksuckers!

On your knees, boy!

On your knees, boy!

In the unlikely event that you doubt my word, yes, there really *is* such a holiday. As a side note, I don’t recommend doubting my word. But back to our holiday celebration…Steak and Blowjob day came about in response to Valentine’s Day.  The notion has quite the following, or at least on the Internet, where most things are possible.

Note that I said possible.

Because while I rather like the notion of an infinite number of universes, in none of them do I see me sucking cock.  Or fixing you a steak.  So it is time to don your apron, and hustle on to the kitchen.  I like my meat medium rare.

Yours will be as rare as they come….flesh and blood.  After all, I shouldn’t have to eat without entertainment.   It will be rather like a kinky dinner theater.  I’ll have my filet mignon and wine, and you’ll have a nice, thick cock to suck.

Tonight You Are Only Allowed the Head

Don’t think that I can’t see you salivating over the idea.  When it comes to sissy bitches like you, I’m like the Oracle of Delphi.  I have all the answers, and there is no reason for you to “know thyself”.  I already know you.  Every last greedy inch of you.  And I know that if allowed, you’d forsake the rule of  “nothing in excesss” and you’d be attacking that cock with your whore mouth, desperate to suck it’s life force into your waiting receptacle.

But that isn’t going to happen.  No, siree.

You are going to confine yourself to pleasuring the head of my friend’s cock.  That and nothing else.   And you aren’t allowed to use any hands either.  A good cocksucker doesn’t need to have hands, and you, sissy slut, will be a good cocksucker.  When I am done with you, that is.

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Lipstick and Stockings – Feminization Assignment

Feminize Those Lips!

Feminize Those Lips!

A little bejeweled birdie has come to me with a woeful tale. According to said birdie, she’s been feeling all left out as she doesn’t care for masturbation games, and is longing for something that will help her get in touch with her feminine side.

I’m just the kind of person to make that happen.  And because I happen to be in a mellow mood today, I’ve decided to give her…and all other feminization fans, something to do over the weekend.

Things You’ll Need

In order to experience this assignment as intended, you’ll need:

a)  A pair of stockings or pantyhose.  I’ll let you decide what your preference is.

b)  A shade of lipstick that compliments your skin tone.  If in doubt, you need to call in for a beginner’s makeup consultation.

c)  A glass glass, preferably a wine glass.

Enjoy the Preparations

The first thing that you are going to do is to put on your stockings or pantyhose.  I want you to really pay attention to the sensations as you pull them up over your legs, and smooth them out.  If you are using seamed ones, that is a bonus, and you’ll need to look in the mirror to make sure that you have your seams straight.

If you have any high heeled shoes, now is a perfect time to put them on.  But if you don’t, there is no need to fret.  You can still do this assignment, and who knows….you may get a shopping assignment in the future.

Now it’s time for the lipstick.  If you need help with this, go to youtube and watch one of the zillions of tutorials by the makeup gurus on how to apply lipstick.  If you have any lip liner, use it.  I personally use and recommend clear liner, as I never have to worry about the color of it clashing with my lip color, and it helps keep things well defined.

Finally, pour a beverage of your choice into your glass.  For optimum effect, the girlier the drink, the better.  But whatever you choose, do not fill your glass all the way up.  We want to leave a space of about an inch or so.

You are to enjoy these preparations, and not rush through them.  After all, the journey is as much, if not more fun, than the destination.

Practice Being a Lady

Now that you are all prepared, you are to sit down, and cross your legs at the ankle, then draw them back under your chair, just like a proper lady.  You’ll want to keep your spine nice and straight for that.  I want you to focus on the way that it pushes your legs together, and how they feel.

Then you are to plant your left foot on the floor in front of the chair, and cross your right leg over your left at the knee.  Pay particular attention to the way that one stockinged leg feels as it rests against the other.  Lightly swing your right foot back and forth.

Pick up your glass, purse your lips over the rim, and take a small sip.  See the pretty, feminine lipstick prints that you leave behind?  In an unhurried manner, continue that around the rim of the glass. We want a thick, prominent impression, so repeated applications of lipstick are probably in order.

Pay Attention!

Live fully in this assignment.  By that, I mean be very present, and aware of what is going on in that exact moment.  Don’t get all jazzed up about how your sissy stick might want to explode all over the place.  That is nothing new.  Keep your focus on where it should be…exuding an aura of feminine grace and beauty.

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Masturbation Games – Week 4

Will your cock stock rise or fall?

Will your cock stock rise or fall?

Did you wonder if you were going to get to edge last week? Luckily for your cocks, the stock we were following did make a…rise…toward the end of the week, and give you some stroking relief.

However, not orgasmic relief.  I like it much better when you are twisting in need, denied and frantically wondering when, or if, you will get to cum again.   That said, since I am not yet controlling the cocks of everyone reading or playing,  all free range cocks do get one day a week for fun.  The rest of you belong to me, and you’ll get release when and if I say.

On To Our Edging Number

I’m afraid that it rather sucks to be you all this week.  You didn’t fare so well in the randomizer, so you’ll only get to edge once per day, and that is only if the stock rises.

Edging Games for your Cock

Edging Games for your Cock

It looks like it could be a very long week in Denied Cock Land!

The Intoxicating Scent of a Goddess

I have a side assignment for all those that like them.  The next time you are in a department store, go to the Estee Lauder counter, and ask to smell “Beautiful”.  You’ll be smelling my signature scent.  If your life allows, you are to buy a small bottle and use it to spritz on your pillow at night to remind you of me.

We’ll be using Estee Lauder as our stock for the week.  Not only do they make my favorite perfume, but they own MAC Cosmetics, which I totally love.  Their symbol is EL.

There was a bit of confusion as to whether the ability to edge was on the value of the stock from day-to-day, or whether it was a weekly cumulative. We are using daily prices at the market close.  If it shows a gain at close, but you see some site that shows the after hours value as a loss, you are to to ignore the after hours value.  For the purposes of this masturbation game, Morningstar.com is to be considered your oracle.  Next to me, of course!

If you need a reminder, your stroking schedule is as follows:

Monday – edge the weekly edge number (eg, this week you would edge 1 times, since 1 is our number)

Tuesday –  value close of Monday

Wednesday – value close of Tuesday

Thursday – value close of Wednesday

Friday – value close of Thursday

Saturday – value close of Friday

Sunday – free day with orgasms allowed, unless I have otherwise restricted them

Enjoy your game, and I’ll be hoping for a tormented week for each of you!

 

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Masturbation Games – Sunday Week 2

The poor gents in Group 1 have had a hard time of it in our edging extravaganza this week. Will the coin be any kinder to them for the toss representing Sunday? They’ll have tails again, while Group 2 will have heads.

Poor Group 1!

Oh, that is harsh, Group 1! If you’ve adhered to the rules of the game, you’ve only gotten to touch your cocks once for pleasure this week. Those 8 edges that you got to give really don’t compare when stacked up against the 40 that Group 2 got, do they?

The good news is that tomorrow is your free day, and unless I’ve otherwise instructed you, you are free to stroke, edge, and cum at will. Enjoy and remember to come back tomorrow to see what sort of stroking game we’ll be playing next week!

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Masturbation Games – Saturday Week 2

Group 1 got a stroking reprieve yesterday. Can they get lucky again, and be able to indulge in 8 glorious edges for me? Let’s see, shall we? Group 1 has heads, Group 2 has tails.

Group 2 needs to head to Vegas!

Group 2 needs to head to Vegas!

Talk about bad luck! I almost feel sorry for Group 1. *Almost*.

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Masturbation Games – Friday Week 2

If you are in Group 2, you’ve been enjoying your edging assignments this week.  But poor Group 1…their cocks may shrivel up and fall off from lack of attention.  Friday has to be better for them, doesn’t it? Group 1 has tails, Group 2 has heads.

Group 1 finally gets a break!  Edge, boys, edge!

Group 1 finally gets a break! Edge, boys, edge!

I bet that the edging for Group 1 will come pretty easily…no pun intended…on Friday.  Enjoy your strokes!

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Masturbation Games – Wednesday Week 2

Welcome back to our masturbation games!  Are you still frowning, Group 1?  Maybe you will get to stroke for me today.
For Wednesday, we’ll change it, and the pattern of reversal will continue throughout the week. So Group 1 will have tails, Group 2 will have heads.

Group #2 is loving life!

Group #2 is loving life!

Ouch! That sucks to be you right now, doesn’t it, Group 1?  Group 2, enjoy your 8 edges!

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Masturbation Games Week 2 – Tuesday

All right, strokers!  Are you ready to see what the coin has in store for you today?   Group 1 is getting heads, Group 2 is getting tails.

Group 2 - Stoke at will!

Group 2 – Stoke at will!

Congrats, Group 2. You may edge 8 times on Tuesday. Be sure to get them in before midnight, as there are no rollovers allowed. ~soft laugh~ Group 1, better luck next time.  Maybe.

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Masturbation Games Monday – Week 2

This should read - Orgasms - In Miss S We Trust to Control Them

This should read – Orgasms – In Miss Suffer We Trust to Control Them

It’s time for this week’s edition of Masturbating Games Monday. I hope that you enjoyed playing last week, and that your balls are nicely tormented and full.

This week we’ll be incorporating a suggestion that I got in email.  From now on, Monday’s will be your day of rest, and your stroking assignments will be in effect Tuesday – Saturday.  That not only gives you a day to simmer, but allows for the fact that I may be too busy to get the post up early on Monday.  If you need a refresher as to whether or not you are allowed to cum, see this post. I would suggest using your day of rest to orgasm, unless I’ve otherwise forbidden it.
So Without Further Ado, Let the Games Begin!

This week, we are going to start off by selecting a number of the week.  I didn’t want to use really low numbers, as that wouldn’t be any fun, and I didn’t want to go too high, and make things difficult.  So I used our good friend random.org, to select from the variables that I gave it.  The result:

Ready, Set, Go, Strokers!

Ready, Set, Go, Strokers!

As you can see, that means that if my lucky pud pullers are instructed to stroke on any given day, that they will be edging 8 times that day.

Now, I am going to divide you into two groups.  They will be based on the alphabet.  If your last name starts with A – L, you are in Group 1.  If it starts with M – Z, you are in Group 2.

Lucky Coin Toss

Whether or not you are allowed to edge 8 times for any given day is going to depend on the flip of a coin.  Come back tomorrow, and find out whether or not you get to edge for me!

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